this is officially one of my favourite forum topics ever, thank you.
just did it w my spies bc i didn’t want to do too many at once:
dahlia: “hey there whippersnappers, cut out the crime!”
eglantine: “alright, we need to find another place for political discourse cause these fucken guys are too afraid of my BIG IDEAS”
daphne: “this place has too much crime we need to leave it all together”
juliet: “what the fuck, i wanna go to the women’s science museum!!”
linden: “he fucks like a broken train, but he’s always on time if you know what i mean” OR “look who showed up. it’s me, nasty crime boy. i know that may make it seem like i’m here to do crime. QUITE THE OPPOSITE, LOVE”
celeste: “THIS AIN’T GON WORK JUICE, WE MAY HAVE TO START OVER AND GIVE OUR BOY A NEW JOB"
leon: “i just told them i thought it was so progressive that they skateboarders in and they kicked me”
lucida: "i’m going to punch this car”
avery: “crown? i would love to have a – wait that’s not what that means”