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Why hello there stranger!
Welcome to possibly one of the greatest planets you’ll find on the Milky Way’s outer-rim. You will find creation and destruction, beauty and turmoil! Only on Euterpe can you witness an epic story before your eyes as factions clash among each other in a race to conquer the entire planet.
It is the year 5500, mankind achieved interstellar travel through cryptosleep and advanced technology too complicated to explain in a three minute commercial! So don’t ask any questions you buffoon! Instead, relish the idea that mankind is more decentralized than any point in their history.
Explore vast sceneries bearing luxury conditions for your average person, the sky is not the limit on this planet no matter what our ex-lawyers tell you. Come and experience all that this planet has to offer such as neo-religions, ancient cultures and anything else you could imagine on this beautiful rock.
Technologies and cultures are far beyond comprehension, resulting in imperial vikings, steampunk crusaders and urban samurai! Now, stop reading this stupid commercial and join the action yourself. Apply today for transportation with complimentary cryptosleep and prepare for the *future!
*We do not take responsibility if you are harmed, injured and/or killed by taking this offer. Euterpe is an extremely dangerous planet that can result in you becoming mentally and/or physically crippled. Avoid this opportunity if you value your life or well being as this experience may consume your soul entirely.
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