"I'm as old as weed."
Here's my girl Grace
"Please don't leave me. Please, please."
Do this child
"I'm a cocky bastard."Drag this bitch.
'My greatest skill is stabbing people.'
Here's Bryony. Shame the goof. Shame her.
"I'm too snarky for my own good."(Love her name, btw)Please shame my trash child
"Nobody suspects me to be a druid."
ive been away like wtf hey here's one.
I can actually see Leopold saying that with no fucks given so A++.
'I was exiled from heaven for being myself. And when I'm angry, I turn into a murderous, kinky feline thing.'
I offer up Firion for shaming.
"I flirted with the assassin who was sent to kill me and now he’s my boyfriend’
"I killed a man for making a ‘flaming homosexual’ joke as I unleashed a firestorm onto the enemy’
Alex is on the chopping block now I guess
"I’m a workaholic with almost no people skills."
I feel Arioch needs to be shamed in some way.
"I can’t keep it in my pants, unless you’re broke."
Have my son Tril
(True, mostly when she was younger, though.)
"If you looked up sticky-fingers in a dictionary, you would see a picture of me right next to the definition."
It’s time to give Aronil the roasting he deserves.
“I may have killed and stolen from a random bystander, but hey, if I didn’t, someone else would have.”
Let’s shame Dexter cuz he’s the only one I’ve written an extensive backstory for so far.
“I was born with cool powers and I don’t even like 'em.
Also my only friend hates me and it’s my fault.”
(Oh man, I felt bad writing that. Love your OCs so far!)
Please roast my butler/villain Fredwidge “The Disturbulator” Escariot!
" I was fired and I was so pissed that I put on flashy spandex and started messing up with people’s lives in the name of Bottled Up Emotions"
Btw, I love him
Here’s Daniele, roast him as much as you want
“I burned down my entire house because I didn’t listen to magical-world Delia Smith’s warning that the potion recipe is too advanced for me.”
Roast my son to a c r i s p
“I’m here for one (1) job and I have no fucking idea how to do it”
(i feel bad writing that he seems like such a sweetheart i love him)
please roast my baby chrys she really does deserve it
"I love people! Everyone is great inside if they-
I HATE LIFE AND EVERYTHING PEOPLE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES"
Haha I’m not good at this
Here’s ma gal Lily, she’s my favorite so far and I want to see this.
“I couldn’t decide what animal qualities I wanted, so I chose ALL OF THEM.”
"…Also: Why is it that I can fly but don’t have wings, and my actual legs can’t walk for shit?"
someone drag this bitch
//Thank you I needed that
///her wings are folded in