I’m currently addicted to these things. I figured I’d do Jules and Dante because I love their dynamic together.
What would your OC do…
If the internet became sentient?
Jules: Shit, shit shit. What did I do? Delete history, quick delete!
Dante: Sir, the internets sentience does not void the fact that I have already seen the filth you search during my absence. Perhaps this will serve as a learning experience.
Jules: Dante! Don’t go through my search history!
Dante: Impossible sir. I need to in order to delete my own.
Jules: …Hey internet, what kinda stuff does Dante delete?
Internet: Search results… How to clean blood stains. Best place to dispose of a body. Methods of killing a witch without harming a familiar… Damn, you better run girl.
If their home/living space/immediate area was flooded by possibly radioactive water?
Jules: Oh no. This was not supposed to happen. Did I get the spell wrong again? Dante’s gonna be pissed.
Dante: Sir, it seems our home is filling with radioactive waste. At first I thought it was your laundry, now I see it was merely your incompetence. Now, Sir, I am a cat and thus my stereotypical hydrophobia demands I leave you here to clean up your mess alone.
Jules: Dante, you’re not even a real cat!
If a truly terrible person was going to be in charge, creating laws to oppress certain groups of people, which may include your OC?
Jules: Oh great, it’s the witch trials all over again.
Dante: Fear not Sir. I am certain they hold prejudice against you for other reasons.
If a random person came up to them and smacked them for no apparent reason?
Would give an exasperated sigh and yell, “seriously? It’s the 21st century, I can wear whatever I want.” and wait arms crossed for an apology or response.
Would calmly lift them up by the collar, find out whatever lame excuse they had, i.e. It was a prank, I thought you were someone else, I’m sorry…, before putting the back with a smile and giving an understanding nod. And then he would punch them square in the nose and reiterate their excuse in an unchanging calm demeanour.
If they, through an accident or on purpose, did something terrible to a random person?
Would apologise profusely and try to make it up to them immediately.
Would shrug it off and/or pass the blame to Jules.
If they were offered a million dollars to participate in a dangerous, yet rewarding experiment? (like,it finds the cure for cancer but might give you cancer)
“A million dollars? As in six zeroes? That’s a lot of money… No, no. Sorry, you’ll have to get someone else… Would you consider taking a demon?”
“I must apologise, I have no interest in prolonging the life of humans, nor do I have an interest in money.”
If a cute smol child with no memory appeared at their (figurative or literal) doorstep?
Dante: I am sorry, we are not interested in purchasing anything today. [Closes door in kids face]
If their refrigerator (or equivalent convenient item) was broken? By a potted cactus that fell out of nowhere?
Dante: Sir, I feel as though you are being somewhat cold toward me. It seems our relationship has become rather prickly. I have been feeling boxed in recently. I feel as though-
Jules: I broke the fridge, ok?! I’m sorry… I’ll fix it.
Dante: Of course, Sir.
If someone came up to them and said they were a wizard? (bonus points if the OC’s name is Harry already. like 10b points.)
“I prefer the term witch, thank you very much.”
“Mortuus eat~ Hmm, you seem to still be breathing, so I suppose I am not, in fact, a wizard.”
If someone told them their world wasn’t real? Or that there are other worlds?
Jules: I’m pretty sure this world is real. And obviously there are other worlds.
Dante: Are you certain of this fact Sir? Perhaps this world is simply the fabrication of a single lonely individual. You are aware of the concept of God, are you not?
Jules: Well yeah, but… That’s different.
Dante: If you say so, Sir.
Jules: That’s totally different. Right? Right?!